Homestuck fandom right now:
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Homestuck fandom right now:
the rest of Tumblr
….Bless you for pointing that out. And yeah- Yeah. I need. To sleep now. Yeah.
Thank you sweet anon.
I made a deal with Kas. She agrees to not play with knives I agree to update. …My eyes hurt…I sleep now. Enjoy. Oh, yeah, warnings for animal death and stuff.
“Dipper, dude, are you sure you’re awake?” Dipper Pines blearily looked over to a worried Wendy, his only response being a long, wide yawn. “How much sleep did you get last night?”
“Like…a bajillionty hours,” Dipper mumbled out, Bill and Wendy sharing a concerned look. “Or a millinity or thousandth or a… That snow globe is pretty.” Wendy looked to the snow globe Dipper was now staring at. Carefully picking it up she sent the snow swirling with a shake and set it front of Dipper, who stared at in fascination. “Pretty.”
its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain
why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done
do you have any idea how great that would be
ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls
- A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby!
- No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
- The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)
mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.
"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.
And now, the weather.
that’s almost too cruel
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.
Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.
I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.
Vicious. I love it.
just playing around with brushes in sai
appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen
there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes
Brown eyes are like nature, you awesomefaces. Brown eyes are the Mother of All eye colours, they say that other eye colours (namely blue) were mutated from brown. I freaking love my brown eyes, looking into the mirror it’s one of the traits I like to smile upon. Everybody in my family has brown eyes and every time I look into my sisters/brothers/mothers/fathers eyes I’m just like jfc our eyes are awesome. Do you know how much our eyes light up when we’re happy?—like seriously light up, my sisters eyes get a different shade of brown when she laughs—and do you know how freaking amazing it is? Brown eyes are awesome. Eyes in general are awesome. My best friend has the bluest eyes, eyes that become the most peculiar green in the summer, and her eyes are awesome. My other best friend has blackish brown eyes and they are the most mesmerizing thing. (Please don’t tell him I said that.) My cousin has hazel/green eyes that lean towards hazel in the summer and when she smiles, (and she smiles a lot,) they light up like a campfire in the woods during spring. Brown eyes are like nature. Love them. Adore them like you would your lovers eyes. Because all eyes are awesome, not just green or blue or grey or hazel. They are how you know when a someones not smiling—they’re grimacing. They are how you know that’s not awe on their face, it’s sorrow. They are how you know that they’re just pretending to be happy, when they’re really broken inside. Colour doesn’t matter, except it does, because it puts something in your mind to fall in love with.
" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle
and he didn’t do it on purpose either
This is 8 pages of Times New Roman Size 10 font. Never let it be said I don’t love you guys.
“I still can’t believe you agreed to go on another date with the guy,” Dipper muttered, trying to figure out how to make the fishnet he was supposed to be making for one of the exhibits. Mabel was sitting beside him and gluing fake eyes to a stuffed cat, not seeming to care where the eyes actually ended up. “I mean, you don’t even like him!”
“It’s that I don’t like him, it’s just…I only like him as a friend-slash-little sister, you know? I mean, if I can just get him to see that we’d be better off as friends then it’d be fine!” Dipper watched as Mabel sighed, shoulders slumped, “I just don’t want to hurt his feelings…”
“Everyone has to have their first heartbreak sometime,” Dipper pointed out, Mabel giving him a pout. “Yours was with Norman-slash-the gnomes, Gideon’s will be with you, and mine was with Jacob- Ugh…Jacob…”
How To Train Your Dragon 2 - Concept Art
I design a summer version ninja suit.
the design looks familiar… like from some other games or an anime character… I just can’t remember which character is
Post-it Notes Left on the Train
Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.