A Writer's Desk

The Desk of A Writer Really Needs No Sense, Common or Otherwise

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perce asked: ahh hi again... I started thinking about jazz in the rt au and I'm pretty sure she'd still claim their parents were too absorbed in their jobs and not making time for danny (maddie always at the hospital, jack in his workshop) alternatively, she starts getting angry about the mansons (or foleys maybe?) bc gdi all shes 16 and angsty and is going to take it out on somebody's parents, if not her own.

ectolime:

Jazz demands more parental attention to nourish her little brother’s young growing mind. Danny does not want any extra attention whatsoever and just wants a ride to school so he won’t be late again.

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For the reverse trio au, Jazz would have more time for things like makeup and hair and hanging out with friends since she doesn’t have to stress about ghost weirdness (other than Sam’s parents). She still loves being at the top of her class and psychology, though it took her a little longer to figure out that that’s what she wants out of life. She’ll occasionally psycho-analyze Danny and his odd choice of friends in her diary.

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'I Will Personally Pay For Every Member Of The Westboro Baptist Church To Fly To Iraq Right Now'

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satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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OH MY GOD

THEY ARE GOING TO DIE

THEY ARE SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE IF THEY DO THIS HOLY SHIT

…….Tumblr you better keep me updated on this.

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lordtableshark:

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ask-guidestuck-cal:

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jacobtheloofah:

shslpeixes:

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metallikato:

panicsheep:

I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse

…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.

god fucking damn it i’m will graham

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO
MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET

I’m a friggin bond salesman
thanks a bunch nick carraway :P

Is it weird to say i’m a villain -

iM STUCK ON AN ISLAND AND I HAVE TO MURDER ALL MY FRIENDS BECAUSE WE WERE RANDOMLY PICKED OUT BY THE GOVERNMENT BY SCHOOL CLASS
gOODBYE FRIENDS I AM G O N E 

Im an intern… at google

Hiccup. First movie.

im fighting zombies fucking resident evil.

Guardians of the Galaxy for me, so I guess intergalactic hero/rogue?

Dude I’m the same!

Dude!

I am… the most important psychopath in town.

Oh, no. The last movie I watched was Bernie, so I’m a mortician. Not that much of a change, I guess.

ReAnimator…'Whelp, better get the syringes full of glow stick juice to the morgue.

Ocean’s Eleven
YES. YES. YES.

Is Judd Nelson the main protagonist of The Breakfast Club?  If so, I could handle being John Bender.

Big O.
I’m a fabulously dressed (despite what Dorothy says) negotiator who pilots a giant robot.
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE NOT GUILTY BITCHES.

Guardians of the Galaxy.
OH HELL TO THE FUCK YES.

I own and run an awesome drag club
thank you Birdcage

Guardians of the Galaxy. …Oh hell fucking /yes/.

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neoyi:

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spazzbot:

glassshard:

theforumcat:

lordtableshark:

arkad:

lordtableshark:

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ask-guidestuck-cal:

chikunekenta:

serza5:

jacobtheloofah:

shslpeixes:

kankriships:

metallikato:

panicsheep:

I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse

…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.

god fucking damn it i’m will graham

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO

MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET

I’m a friggin bond salesman

thanks a bunch nick carraway :P

Is it weird to say i’m a villain -

iM STUCK ON AN ISLAND AND I HAVE TO MURDER ALL MY FRIENDS BECAUSE WE WERE RANDOMLY PICKED OUT BY THE GOVERNMENT BY SCHOOL CLASS

gOODBYE FRIENDS I AM G O N E 

Im an intern… at google

Hiccup. First movie.

im fighting zombies fucking resident evil.

Guardians of the Galaxy for me, so I guess intergalactic hero/rogue?

Dude I’m the same!

Dude!

I am… the most important psychopath in town.

Oh, no. The last movie I watched was Bernie, so I’m a mortician. Not that much of a change, I guess.

ReAnimator…

'Whelp, better get the syringes full of glow stick juice to the morgue.

Ocean’s Eleven

YES. YES. YES.

Is Judd Nelson the main protagonist of The Breakfast Club?  If so, I could handle being John Bender.

Big O.

I’m a fabulously dressed (despite what Dorothy says) negotiator who pilots a giant robot.

CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE NOT GUILTY BITCHES.

Guardians of the Galaxy.

OH HELL TO THE FUCK YES.

I own and run an awesome drag club

thank you Birdcage

Guardians of the Galaxy.

…Oh hell fucking /yes/.

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solarseptum:

 My Danny Phantom Revamp month submission.Okay so one of the things I think they could have done better is at least age the characters.So I drew Danny one or two years older.He has some bags under his eyes and has already some grey hair strands. But hey what would you expect if you were put under a lot of pressure? And turning your hair from black to white and get maybe 5 hours of sleep every night? 

solarseptum:

 My Danny Phantom Revamp month submission.

Okay so one of the things I think they could have done better is at least age the characters.
So I drew Danny one or two years older.
He has some bags under his eyes and has already some grey hair strands. But hey what would you expect if you were put under a lot of pressure? And turning your hair from black to white and get maybe 5 hours of sleep every night? 

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zara2148:

As much as I do kind of like Temporal Trust, I support Clockwork and Danny first and foremost as a Brotp. And since I’m continually disappointed by how little fic there is out there that focuses on Clockwork, never mind how little focuses on any friendship he might feel, I started coming up with my own friendship scenario. Warnng: may be extremely fluffy and cracky.

It all started with the idea of Danny and Clockwork sitting around in their spare time rift-traxing Star Trek after they’re done with Clocky’s mentoring (one could argue that the Master of Time shouldn’t have spare time,but as the Master of Time I can think he can make a few hours for himself). So Danny’s all excited because SPAAAAACE and Clockwork’s mocking every godlike being that shows up (because he’s better than all of them really) as well as the methods of time travel used (‘Sling-shooting around the sun? Really?’ ‘Clockwork, no offense, but is using a magic staff really that much better?’).

Then Tucker tags along because hello, he’s a dyed-in-the-wool Sci Fi geek, of course he wants to sit around and marathon Star Trek with a couple of ghosts. He brings his own snacks, and Danny and Clockwork like to use their powers to steal his popcorn (‘BACK! BACK SAVAGES! GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTERY GOODNESS!’).

Then Sam finds out and gets in on it, revealing she had a bit of crush on Commander Spock as a girl (Danny and Tucker feel that they didn’t need to know this) even though she takes some issue with the representation of women.

So the four of them kill a few afternoons this way. But when they’re done with Star Trek the trio still keeps showing up to hang out at Clockwork’s, partly to get away from their responsibilities in the real world (Danny as world savior, Tucker as mayor and Sam as… I don’t know, I guess she needs a break from extreme activism. Maybe she’s pushing for ghost rights?) and partly because Clockwork is just that cool. Clockwork acts grumpy and snide, but never tells them to stop so they take it as implicit permission to keep coming over.

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zara2148:

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It’s almost adorable how much fun Clocky is having playing the bad guy. It must be a nice change of pace from sitting in a tower watching what’s basically the ultimate in Tivo-ing while being bitched at by walking eyeballs. Seriously, he was all frowny in the first part of the episode before he put the big plan in action.

(I have to keep reminding myself that despite how calm his voice typically is, Clockwork is not stoical at all.)

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