You a pilot?
No, not yet. But I wanna be one, more than anything.
#that fucking chin-lift on ‘what’s your simulator score’ #HEY GURL MY NAME’S RALEIGH WANNA HEAR A SECRET? MISS MORI I AM IN TO YOU. #YOU WANNA BE A PILOT #MAAAAN THAT IS COOL #YOU REBUILT MY GIANT ROBOT HEART PROXY AND YOU ALSO WANNA BE A PILOT #I BET YOU’RE REALLY GOOD AT IT #OH WOW 51 KILLS YOU *ARE* REALLY GOOD AT IT #WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER? #WANNA BE MY CO-PILOT? #OR GET A COFFEE? #OR SEE A MOVIE? #FOR AS LONG AS WE BOTH SHALL LIVE?
Man I’d be so annoyed, especially if I liked the other lyrics better. I’d be like “nah I reject this reality and I’m going with the other one”.
While on the subject, there was another potential glitch yesterday. We got a call from the council or the letting agents or whoever reminding us to take the trash down tonight, because our across-the-hall neighbours moved out and left like three hundred trash bags as well as our own so there were a lot of bags cluttering up the hallway. The trash is collected on Mondays and Thursdays, between 4 and 6:30pm, and any other time it’s illegal to have your trash on the street (we live right in the city centre, so makes sense).
We’re a bit worried, because yesterday was Wednesday, but the lady on the phone insisted it was trash day. There’s a sign downstairs as well that says collection is Monday and Thursday, and reminds everyone that not using those times could result in a huge fine for flytipping. But she’s insistent, so we’re like all right, fine.
Anyway, when Johannes is taking the trash down, they look at the sign to double-check, and now it says that trash is collected Mondays and Wednesdays, between 4 and 6:30pm. The sign has also moved slightly, so either it was replaced and no one decided to say anything until the last minute, or it’s always been like that and it was a glitch. I’m assuming it’s a glitch, because we checked the street and everyone had their trash out like normal.
oMG THATS REALLY ADORABLE <333333333 AND YES HE WILL!
he will try to swat those twitchy ears whenever he saw them and nom at them
john ‘im tired of your bullshit’ egbert
Join The Brother-Hood
YES YES YES YES YES YES
au where they can actually use snapchat because they’re not a bunch of losers with flip phones
you want more aus? i’ll give you more aus
- met standing in the reallllllly long queue for the dressing rooms au
- lifeguards at a summer camp au
- you’ve been playing guitar in the hall of the hotel since three in the morning and i came down to tell you to shut the fuck up au
- the 5 cent hug for charity you offered me on the street really brought out our amazing chemistry au
- awkward teenage spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven au
- dungeons and dragons au
"……Ok…I know everything…and even this surprises me."
this is the best gif EVER
Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]
I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.
HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.
AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT. I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.
WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
The Avengers are always the most fun when they’re acting like a dysfunctional trailer trash family that just happens to have superpowers and goes and saves the world now and then.
dysfunctional trailer trash avengers are my kind of people
Yes as long as none of you are murderers I’m ok with that
The place where it all started? Let’s do it
WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Fuck these bitches