A Writer's Desk

The Desk of A Writer Really Needs No Sense, Common or Otherwise

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zombres:

You a pilot? 

No, not yet. But I wanna be one, more than anything.

(Source: copiloting, via fuck-kirk)

Filed under pacific rim this movie was so goddamn good quey quey que

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Anonymous asked: talking about glitches in the matrix, yesterday i was listening to a song i know all the lyrics by heart when i realized they were changed. i almost shit myself.

angrynerdyblogger:

Man I’d be so annoyed, especially if I liked the other lyrics better. I’d be like “nah I reject this reality and I’m going with the other one”.

While on the subject, there was another potential glitch yesterday. We got a call from the council or the letting agents or whoever reminding us to take the trash down tonight, because our across-the-hall neighbours moved out and left like three hundred trash bags as well as our own so there were a lot of bags cluttering up the hallway. The trash is collected on Mondays and Thursdays, between 4 and 6:30pm, and any other time it’s illegal to have your trash on the street (we live right in the city centre, so makes sense).

We’re a bit worried, because yesterday was Wednesday, but the lady on the phone insisted it was trash day. There’s a sign downstairs as well that says collection is Monday and Thursday, and reminds everyone that not using those times could result in a huge fine for flytipping. But she’s insistent, so we’re like all right, fine.

Anyway, when Johannes is taking the trash down, they look at the sign to double-check, and now it says that trash is collected Mondays and Wednesdays, between 4 and 6:30pm. The sign has also moved slightly, so either it was replaced and no one decided to say anything until the last minute, or it’s always been like that and it was a glitch. I’m assuming it’s a glitch, because we checked the street and everyone had their trash out like normal.

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scamdal:

you want more aus? i’ll give you more aus

  • met standing in the reallllllly long queue for the dressing rooms au
  • lifeguards at a summer camp au
  • you’ve been playing guitar in the hall of the hotel since three in the morning and i came down to tell you to shut the fuck up au
  • the 5 cent hug for charity you offered me on the street really brought out our amazing chemistry au
  • awkward teenage spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven au
  • dungeons and dragons au

(via gothiethefairy)

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unclewhisky:

thorkizilla:

Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]

I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.

BUT NO.

HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.

AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT.  I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.

WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES.  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

The Avengers are always the most fun when they’re acting like a dysfunctional trailer trash family that just happens to have superpowers and goes and saves the world now and then.

dysfunctional trailer trash avengers are my kind of people

(via fuck-kirk)

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